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November
1, 2005-D.J.
My new
burgundy Mitsubishi Galante was in cruise control zipping down I-95 towards
Miami. I used my knees to steer he car
while rolling the third blunt of my short road trip from Okechobee. An instrumental version of Cypress Hill’s Insane in the Membrane chimed out on my
cell phone. I looked a he caller
ID. I read Black. He was one of my
friends from Okechobee. I turned down my
classical music to answer the phone.
“Yo,
Black. What’s poppin’?” I asked.
“Hey,
DJ. Wassup? I stopped by your place earlier, but you
wasn’t there,” Black said.
“I told you
last week I’d be outta town in Miami for a couple days on the firs of the
month. Black, you smoke too much homes.”
“Word, but
you’re one to talk. I be you’re burnin’
right now.”
“Ha
ha. Of course.”
“What you
got going on in the MIA? You hittin’ up
a party?”
“Bad, I
might hit a few clubs as well, but I’m really here for that casting call
they’re doing for the new season of the Real World. I sent in an audition tape, and they called
back.”
“Bad, say
word? You’d be perfect for that
show. You’re quite an interesting
character. You might be too real for the
show though.”
“We’ll
see.”
“I called
‘cause I was hopin’ to cop some reefer, but you ain’t around so….”
“Well, you
can call Doc. He’s usually holdin’.”
“Man, his
shit is garbage. I can’t smoke that
Bobby Brown. It gives me a headache.”
“I guess
you’ll have to make due. Try
C-Money. His green is aiight even though
his sacks always weigh out light.”
“Bad,
you’re right.”
“Imma let
you go. I’m a little behind
schedule. I gotta get to this hotel
before they close auditions.”
“Okay, I’ll
holla. Peace.”
“War.”
I arrived
at the Holiday Inn near South Beach in the nick of time. I introduced myself to Bruce Copeland and
Nicole Bush, two of the show’s producers.
They escorted me to a conference room where a camera crew was waiting to
film my interview. I sat in a
comfortable chair in front of the camera.
Bruce and Nicole gave me my cues.
“Okay,
we’re rolling,” Nicole said. “Don’t be
nervous. Speak clearly, and look into
the camera. Don’t worry about making mistakes. We can edit the footage later.”
“Start by
introducing yourself and telling us a bit about yourself,” Bruce said.
“My name is
Dewaun Jenkins, and I’m eighteen years old,” I said. “I’m from Okechobee, Florida. It’s a small town, but I ain’t your typical
small town guy. I’m kind of a modern-day
transcendentalist. Don’t let the big
word fool ya. That’s just a little
something I picked up in a humanities class I took in high school. I’m a real nonconformist, but I can relate
and mingle with folks from all walks of life.”
“Very
interesting. What do you do for a
living?” Nicole asked.
“I,
uhhh…..” I hesitated. Drug dealer didn’t seem like a plausible
answer. “I’m currently unemployed.”
“That’s
fine. Just tell us an ideal career you
invision for someone like yourself,” Nicole said.
“Okay, I’ve
always been intrigued by the private investigation profession,” I
admitted. “I think that’d be cool,
but……”
“But what?”
Nicole asked.
“I’m a real
thrill seeker. I’d want to do it on a
grander scale,” I answered.
“What do
you mean?” questioned Bruce.
“You’re
going to think I’m a silly goon, but I was really into James Bond movies as a
kid,” I started to explain. “I always
thought it’d be cool to somehow combine private investigation with the field of
espionage. It could be like a
spies-for-hire firm that handles controversial cases the other Alphabet Boys
won’t touch.”
“That’s a
unique idea,” Bruce commented.
“I think
it’s a stupid idea, but a boy can dream, right?” I added.
“That’s
true,” Nicole agreed. “Dewaun, why don’t
you share one of your most embarrassing experiences with us?”
“Sure. I actually spent some time in a mental
hospital recently,” I told them.
“Really? How did that happen? Are you crazy?” Nicole inquired.
“Do I look
crazy?” I laughed. “It’s a long
story. To make is short, my big brother
had me committed. The doctors tried to
analyze me and mentioned something about a chemical imbalance in my brain, but
there were not enough symptoms for a legitimate diagnosis. I was released with a fairly clean bill of
mental health.”
“Alrighty
then. One more question, Mr.
Jenkins. Why do you think we should pick
you to be on the Real World?” Bruce
asked.
“I’ll keep
it short,” I promised. “I don’t like to
toot my own horn, but I’m the shit.
Enough said.”
“Okay, we
have all we need, Mr. Jenkins. Now, we
need you to sign a release form. Even if
we don’t pick you, we might use footage of you for a casting special that will
air before the season premier,” Bruce explained.
“That’s fine,”
I consented.
I left the
audition feeling relatively confident.
When meeting someone new, I was always mindful of the last first
impression. That basically means you
don’t get a second chance to make a first impression.
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