Sunday, March 13, 2016

Fantasies Fetishes Fatalities-- Chapter 1 is finally done

             Fetishes
Fantasies
Fatalities

By Patrick D. Peay













Chapter 1


                     
As a ten year veteran of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Gary Black was accustomed to, but not desensitized by the amount of death he was exposed to in the field as a special agent.  There he stood on the edge of a grassy marsh in Middleburg, Florida.  The weather was muggy, but not near the unbearable extremes one can come to experience at the end of a summer in North Florida.  Yet another corpse was sprawled out before Gary and his partner Rhonda Banks.  The decomposition of the dead body was obviously advanced by the humidity of the First Coast Region.  Rhonda surveyed the scene with a stern look of concentration on a face filled with such delicate and attractive features while Gary stood in silence for a moment.  He found himself drifting off into a daydream themed with an all too familiar forbidden fantasy. 
Gary worked closely and in conjunction with Rhonda for the past six years.  All the while, he tried his best to conceal his secret admiration for her.  What started as an innocent crush turned into a lurid obsession and even he was ashamed to admit that to himself, so he kept these desires for her pent up inside him as best he could.  Everything about Rhonda was so alluring and attractive to Gary.  She was brilliant, beautiful, and something about her attitude and the way she carried herself was irresistible to Gary.  He wondered if she ever noticed his longing stares.  He had the impression that Rhonda could be a subtle seductress if she wanted to be.  That desire to throw caution to the wind and conventional wisdom always festered inside Gary.  Everyone knows how complicated feelings like this could complicate work relationships.  Still, sometimes Gary wanted to hold Rhonda.  He wanted to caress her.  He wanted to sensually kiss her and explore her whole body with his tongue.  He typically didn’t see Rhonda out of her stark professional attire, but Gary imagined she would look absolutely stunning in lacey lingerie.
Rhonda was keenly focused during the initial phases of a any investigation.  Gary was in a tantric trance.  Even at this early stage of investigation, Rhonda could sense that this current case would be of the atypical variety.  Rhonda’s sudden and curt remark snapped Gary out of his mesmeric daze.
“This is a new one for me, a dead and ball-gagged gimp in a swamp,” Rhonda said. 
“Damn, Agent Banks, it smells like day-old cabbage stewed with rancid road kill out here,” Gary remarked.
            “I won’t even ask how you know what that smells like, Agent Black,” Rhonda commented.
            Gary and Rhonda worked closely as partners for six years.  Gary was strapping and brawny man with a thick southern drawl.  He was raised in Moultrie, a small rural town in Georgia.  His humble upbringing on a farm was a stark contrast to the way Rhonda was raised.  She got used to that ephemeral and transplanting lifestyle that came along with being in a military family.  She couldn’t count how many times she was uprooted and had to pack up to move when her father was transferred to another Naval Base.  More times than not, they were coastal cities, so Rhonda grew up loving the beach.  Still, the country boy Gary and the beach girl Rhonda, although an odd pairing, worked well as a cohesive investigational unit.  They got on each other’s nerves sometimes and clashed on occasion, but they truly trusted and respected one another.
            The crime scene in Middleburg was cordoned off.  It was a muddy and wooded area not far from the northern flowing St. John’s River south of Jacksonville off US Highway 17.  The Clay County Sherriff’s Office, the local authorities, alerted the FBI.  Gary and Rhonda weren’t too far away in Daytona Beach investigating a high profile missing person’s case, so they were immediately summoned to the crime scene.  A week prior, Blake Adams, the twenty six year old eldest son of a prominent United States Congressman named Bill Adams from Miami, vanished without a trace.  Blake had travelled to Jacksonville from his home in Miami to attend the first road game of the Miami Dolphins’ 2014 National Football League regular season versus the perennially lousy Jacksonville Jaguars at Ever Bank Stadium.  Blake’s father Bill happened to also be in town at the time accompanying his wife Linda Adams, a published and renowned self-help author that had a scheduled speaking arrangement at a women’s empowerment conference at the Morocco Shrine Auditorium off Jefferson Street in downtown Jacksonville.  Reportedly, Blake hade made his way to Daytona Beach south of Jacksonville after the football game to celebrate the Dolphins’ thrilling 26 to 20 overtime victory over the Jaguars. Bill travelled in a convoy with some of the Dolphins’ players he was acquainted with.  Blake was last seen leaving an upscale gentlemen’s club called Emperors’ off the strip in Daytona Beach with an unidentified woman.
            Back in Middleburg, Special Agent Banks and Special Agent Black surveyed the area with local cops and crime scene technicians.  They examined the dead body which was dressed up in a full-body leather BDSM gimp suit, complete with mask and ball-gag strapped in his mouth.  There wasn’t an apparent cause of death that they could see.  The ankles were bound with chains, and the wrists were handcuffed behind his back.  There was a not lot of blood, and it wasn’t immediately evident whether or not part of an attack occurred on the scene, or elsewhere, or if the man was assaulted violently, and dumped severely injured to expire alone in the swamp.
            “Can somebody please remove that ball-gag from his mouth and take off that mask?” Rhonda asked.
            One of the CSI’s obliged Rhonda’s request, then Gary said, “Holy honeycombs!  That’s our guy.  That’s definitely Blake Adams.”
            This is was no longer a missing person’s case for Rhonda and Gary.  It was a homicide, and a weird one at that.  The uniqueness of this murder was evident.
            “Who discovered the body?” Gary asked.
            One of the police officers answered, “A man was walking his dog on a nearby trail when his dog got loose from the leash and ran into the woods.  The man gave chase then stumbled across this.  He phoned us right away.”
            “Where is this man now?” Rhonda asked.
            “Right over there,” the cop pointed.
            “Officer, we are gonna need you to escort that man to the station to get a detailed statement from him,” Gary said.  “Have your people finish securing the scene and take as many pictures as possible.  Collect and document as much trace evidence as you can.  Then, carefully bag up the body, and take it to the coroner, so they can conduct a detailed medical examination and autopsy.”
            “Officer Williams,” Rhonda read the name above his badge.  “We appreciate the assistance and cooperation of the Clay County Sheriffs’ Office.  Now, my partner and I must go to Jacksonville to give the victim’s parents the bad news.  Try to keep the press suppressed, and don’t give any official statements to the media until tomorrow.  We may have to handle that.”
            Alerting the next of kin: this was always a difficult and uncomfortable undertaking.  Bill and Linda Adams were still checked in at the Hyatt Hotel on Market Street near the St. Johns River in downtown Jacksonville.  Needless to say, they were absolutely distraught and grief stricken when Special Agent Black and Special Agent Banks delivered the about their son’s peculiar and violent death in person.  Gary and Rhonda expressed their sympathies and assured the Adams family that the Federal Bureau of Investigations would find whoever was responsible for such horrible atrocities and use all the resources at their disposal to bring the perpetrator of such an awful and inexplicable crime to justice.  After delivering the devastatingly horrible bad news, Gary and Rhonda stood on the Riverwalk outside the Hyatt.  Gary could see the anguish in Rhonda’s face. He wanted to comfort and console her.
            “Ronnie, we are going to catch this guy,” Gary assured her.  “We always do.”
            “I know, Gary,” Rhonda replied.
            Then, Gary made a suggestion, “Let me tell you what I like to do once I get to the meat and potatoes of a big murder case like this one here.”
            Rhonda asked him, “What’s that, Gary?”
            He explained, “You already know my routine.  It’s kind of a superstition.  After I find a body and have to alert the next of kin, I like to go to a Burger King drive thru to get a spicy chicken sandwich with tomatoes and a nice milk shake to wash it down.  Tomatoes are brain food ya know.  I vacationed in Jacksonville with my brother once.  I’m going to take you to that Burger King at the St. John’s Town Center on the south side of town to have some lunch and milkshake with me, my treat.  After that we can go to Massage Soleil at the Town Center.  According to Blake Adam’s itinerary he got a massage there Sunday morning.  We need to question the staff and review their surveillance footage.”
            Rhonda just nodded.  She had learned long ago not to reject Gary’s insistences.  He was very persistent and persuasive person, and sometimes he knew what was best for Rhonda.  That’s why they worked so well together.  Besides his primal physical attraction to Rhonda, Gary cared deeply about her physical and mental well being.  He vowed to always have her back and protect her in the field.  He hated to see her stressed out by all the rigors they encountered with their ever growing caseloads, and Gary always did his best to do things with Rhonda to help her decompress.
            The Massage Soleil spa was a great place to decompress and relieve stress.  Benjamin Hudson could have definitely used their services after nerve-racking day he was having.  He spent most of the morning arguing with Crystal who was the mother of his two year old daughter Destiny.  Things didn’t work out for Ben and Crystal as a couple and they had been separated for many months, but shared custody of their daughter.  Ben went to Crystal’s house to pick up his daughter, but Crystal informed him that their daughter was spending time with her grandmother for a few days.  Ben was upset and this led to a pretty heated argument.  Ben eventually stormed out of Crystal’s place before things escalated, but he was so distracted that he backed right into a passing and unsuspecting motorist as he reversed out of Crystal’s driveway.
            “Shit,” Ben cursed and punched his steering wheel.
            Behind the wheel of the car Ben backed into sat Cynthia Stone.  She was struck by Ben, literally and physically.  As Ben stepped out of his car to assess the damage and check to see if she was okay, Cynthia marveled at his toned physique and dashing good looks.  Handsome younger men like Ben always peaked her interest.  The minor collision was the least of Cynthia’s concerns.  After one look at Ben, the wheels in her head began to spin.  At her age of 45, the prospect of seducing a handsome and stylish younger man always aroused Cynthia. Her guess that Ben must be in his mid twenties was correct.  He had celebrated his 25th birthday only two weeks prior.  Cynthia had immediately made up her mind and was intent on seducing Benjamin no matter what it took.  Unaware of this fact, Ben approached Cynthia’s driver side window and gave it a light rap with his knuckles.
            “I’m so sorry ma’am.  I totally spaced out and wasn’t paying attention.  Are you okay?” Ben asked after Cynthia rolled down her window.
            “Oh, it’s just a minor fender bender.  I’m all right, thank you,” Cynthia said as she stepped out of her car.
            “You shouldn’t thank me.  This is completely my fault.  I feel horrible,” Ben said.
            “Seriously, it’s okay.  There’s not much damage as far as I can tell,” Cynthia said.
            “Still, right about now is when we should exchange insurance information or something.  Maybe we should call the cops to make an accident report.” Ben explained.  “Lord knows I can’t really afford a hike in my premium, but I was in the wrong here.  I wanna do right by this whole unfortunate situation.  Hell, the old me would have just bolted on you honestly, but I’m not like that anymore.”
            “Well, I certainly appreciate your honesty.  Such upstanding character in young men is so rare these days,” Cynthia said.
            “So, my insurance card is in my glove box.  I’m just gonna grab it real quick,” Ben stated.
            “No.  Please, don’t bother,” Cynthia insisted.  “There’s no need to get insurance companies or the police involved.”
            “Well I don’t know any other way to resolve this.  I mean, you’re gonna need some bodywork at least, and those type of repairs aren’t cheap.  I’ve got decent collision coverage,” Ben said.
            “Oh, I’m not too worried about that.  I can send it to an old friend of mine who will fix it right up, no problem.  And he’ll give me a good deal.”Cynthia responded.
            “But it won’t be free, will it?” Ben asked.  “I still feel obliged to make sure you get reimbursed for the costs.  And where are my manners?  I’ve just crashed into your nice Lexus.  You are being so cool about this, and I haven’t even introduced myself.  My name is Ben, by the way.”
            “Oh, short for Benjamin.  I like that name,” Cynthia admitted to Ben.  “Benjamin was my second ex-husband’s name.  My name is Cynthia Stone.”
            “It’s nice to meet you, Miss Stone,” Ben shook her hand gently.
            “The pleasure is all mine, Benjamin,” Cynthia blushed, “and please call me Cynthia.”
            “Okay, Cynthia.  You seem intent on giving me a pass for smashing your ride, but I wanna take some responsibility in this matter,” Ben said.  “I’d fix it myself, but I’m just a lowly plumber by trade.  There aren’t any pipes or drains in cars I can fix.”
            “Ah, a plumber how interesting,” Cynthia said.
            “Not as interesting as you think,” Ben said.  “I learned the trade from my father and then took the family business over once he fell ill a year ago.  Cancer, but he’s doing better now.  The plumbing business though, isn’t as lucrative as I hoped it would be.”
            “Nonetheless, it’s good that you have a trade, and take it from me, running a small business is all about hills and valleys.  Things will get better for you soon I’m sure,” Cynthia said.
            “I hope so,” Ben said.  “You say you run a small business too?”  What is it that you do?”
            “Well, I own a couple of small novelty shops.  One is in Daytona and the other is in Savannah.  I’m thinking about expanding again and opening a third location in Jacksonville.  I’m actually on my way to check out a commercial lease property that’s near a place where I like to get a massage when I’m in Jacksonville,” Cynthia told Ben.
            “See Cynthia, now I feel worse,” Ben said.  “You were on your way to handle some important business until I backed into you.”
            “I told you already it’s no big deal, Benjamin.  I’m fine.  My car will be fine, but if you want to repay me some way for the damage, I may have an idea,” Cynthia said.
            “What might that be?” Ben questioned.
            “You say you’re a plumber, and I just happen to be having a problem with the some pipe leakage in the master bathroom at my home in Daytona,” Cynthia explained.
            “Ah, I think I see what you are getting at,” Ben understood.  “I can come down to Daytona and make those repairs for you, and we can call it even.  That sounds like a good idea to me, Cynthia.  I can live with that if you can.”
            “Most definitely.  Here, Benjamin, take one of my cards,” Cynthia handed it to Ben.  “At the moment, I must run along so I’m not late for my meeting with that landlord.  Give me a call in a couple of hours, and we can hash out the details.”
            “Cool,” Ben took Cynthia’s card as he returned to her Lexus and drove off with a flirtatious wave in parting.
            Ben smiled politely and waved back at Cynthia.  Then he looked down and read her card: 
DTRT Novelties
2323 Jordan Dr. Daytona Beach FL, 32116
(386) 555-0107
Cynthia Stone, Owner
            Jerry Curry was a real people watcher, in the most classical sense.  He was a textbook voyeur, and as a manager at the Massage Soleil Spa, Jerry couldn’t resist the temptation of installing a few well placed hidden cameras through-out the establishment to feed that urge in him and the arousal he got from watching people who didn’t know they were being watched.  He hid a several cameras in the women’s locker room of course.  He had a couple of them in two out their twelve massage rooms.  One camera was hidden near their indoor hot tub.  Another single camera was even in the men’s locker room.  Jerry was a pretty sick and twisted individual and quite  perverted for a 41 year old virgin who still lived at home with his mother.  Even he himself was uncertain how he could be diagnosed as a sex addict by a doctor of psychology even though he had never engaged in actual sexual intercourse.  Still, footage from all his hidden cameras in the Massage Soleil Spa at the Town Center in Jacksonville, Florida gave Jerry an endless supply of digital videos he downloaded in countless files on his laptop in order for him to masturbate while watching them alone in his mother’s basement every single night.  Neither anyone Jerry worked with nor any of the few people he hung out with socially had any idea about his obsession with video voyeurism.
            If being manager and a massage parlor was a video voyeur’s dream, then Jerry’s worst nightmare just walked right through the door and into Massage Soleil Spa that warm August afternoon.  Special Agent Gary Black and Special Agent Rhonda Banks arrived to investigate the murder of Blake Adams, the son of a Congressman from Miami who was reported to frequent that spa and had done so hours before his disappearance and subsequent murder.  The FBI agents were intent on unraveling this mystery by retracing Blake’s steps when he arrived in Jacksonville early on a Sunday morning to watch the Jaguars play his hometown Miami Dolphins.  According to his itinerary Massage Soleil Spa at the St. John’s Town Center was one of his first stops after he landed at Craig Airport in his private jet.
            Jerry immediately imagined how Gary and Rhonda would look naked when they walked in.  He did that with every individual who entered the spa.  A sly, sleezy, skeevy smirk ran across Jerry’s face, but that giddy feeling and secret naughtiness was replace by shart inducing panic when Gary and Rhonda showed him their FBI badges.  The resounding flatulence kind of caught Gary off guard.  Gary choked back a chuckle, but Rhonda was able to keep her composure as a  consummate  professional.
            “I’m Special Agent Banks and this is Special Agent Black. We are with the FBI.  Are you the manager on duty here?” Rhonda asked Jerry.
            Jerry’s innards clinched tightly as a he tried to squeeze and not unleash another nerve wracking gas release.  He nodded nervously and confessed, “Yes.”
            “We’re here investigating a missing person’s case.  That missing person has been murdered, so I guess we’re technically here investigating a murder, and this place was one of the last places our victim was last seen.  Can we have access to your company’s security surveillance footage from those cameras up there?” Gary asked as he pointed at some other the cameras that hung from the ceiling.
            “Oh, thank God,” Jerry said because he was relieved they only where there for the company’s security footage and not footage from the secret wireless cameras he had all over the place that feed footage right to his private laptop.  “I mean, oh God that’s horrible, and yes.  Yes.  It won’t be a problem at for you to review our security footage if it will help out with your investigation in any way. Just follow me back to the office and I’ll be able to give you access to whatever footage you need.”
            Jerry led Rhonda and Gary to the office.  He logged onto the computer and showed the FBI agents how to search through past dates of footage and how to scroll through the videos.  They thanked him kindly and then requested some privacy while they looked for what they needed.  It wasn’t a nervous fart that Jerry released this time, but instead it was a sigh of relief as he left them to their business knowing he had really dodged a bullet this time.  That was a close one.  That sly smirk ran across Jerry’s face again.  The FBI agents wanted privacy, but they didn’t know he had yet another hidden camera planted in the office near the computer.  This time that sly smirk grew to a beaming and toothy grin when Jerry noticed one of his most loyal customer entering Massage Soleil Spa.  Not only was Cynthia Stone a loyal customer, but she and Jerry had been acquainted on a very personal level for many, many years.  They met ten years ago at a Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting near Deltona, Florida.  That’s around the time Cynthia first opened her original DTRT adult novelties store in Daytona Beach and right around the time Jerry first got into massage therapy as he started to try and cope with his perverse obsessions.
            “There’s girl,” Jerry smiled.
            “Oh, Jerome, it’s always so great to see you,” Cynthia said as she walked behind the counter to greet him with a warm embrace.
            “How have you been, Cynthia?”
            “Besides a minor fender bender this morrow, all has been well with me.  Thanks for asking Jerome?  Tell me all about how you have been doing lately.”
            “An accident you say.  Are you okay?”
            “Oh, don’t worry.  I am fine.  I’m fine Jerome.  I promise.  No major damage to my car nor any injuries I can feel.”
            “Good.  Everything had been great with me. I’m more worried about you though.  Even in a minor accident there can be lingering soft tissue damage.  Coming to get a massage is definitely a good idea.  You know what?  Today’s massage is on me.  Would you like to see your normal masseuse?  I’m sure Tim is around here somewhere and I don’t think he has any appointments booked this afternoon.”
            “That sounds like a splendid and spectacular idea.  I’ll go to the locker room to change.  Is my favorite massage room available and vacant now, Jerome?”
            “Absolutely, and if it isn’t, it will be for you, Cynthia.  And I’ll go make sure Tim knows you are here so he can get ready for you.”
            “Excellent.  That sound’s perfect.”
            Cynthia smile and clapped her ands lightly to express her glee as she retreated to the locker room to get ready for her massage.  Jerry went to the break room where he knew he would find Tim watching television, Sportscenter on ESPN to be exact.  That’s what Tim would do during downtime between his massages.  Timothy was that sports obsessed jock when he was in high school.  He played varsity football and was able a amass descent enough stats after starting for three years to earn full scholarship from Jacksonville University to play football.  That’s when a young black male like him became quite a party boy frequenting various frat parties.  He eventually earned his degree in physical therapy, but wasn’t extraordinary enough in his collegiate football career to seriously consider pursing playing football professionally after school was done.  He had actually accepted that fact after his sophomore year.  Still, he was grateful for the opportunity to earn his degree.  Nowadays, Tim was just a typical twenty four year old massage therapist.  He was still young.  He was still happy.  Tim was a bit of a misogynistic womanizer who enjoyed kinks and role play in the bed room, but that’s neither here nor there.  He was pleased to know his favorite client had arrived for a massage.  Cynthia always left Tim the best tips because he was so thorough.
           
           

            

Friday, March 11, 2016

I been getting my DJ on as well yo...

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Wednesday, March 9, 2016

I have no recollection what this story was supposed to be about, but this is as far as I got with a screenplay script I was working on many years ago...like 2008-ish

ACT ONE


Ext. White Sandy Beach @ Coast

We see in PANORAMIC VIEW, small wild birds scurrying for midday meals in shallow water on a bright and sunny day, cloudless day.  This sky is so blue.

CUT TO CLOSE UP of birds feeding (low shot)

Enter 2 tan, smooth, and femininely alluring feet with perfect toes and ankles in shot.  A tribal tattoo is around her left ankle.

ANGLE UP Slowly to reveal her whole body.  Decked in tribal garbs with tan, toned muscle structure, her beauty is uncanny.  Her long, ebony, and curly hair is blown by the balmy breeze as she gazes silently at the sea.  A dolphin performs an aerial stunt before a loud booming voice draws her attention off screen.

KING FITZ
(Voice Over)
Ariel!  Ariel!  Ariel!  My dear, I know you can hear me.
(Ariel finally turns to look in his direction.)
Gleemoura expects you in the village soon.  Do not keep her waiting.

Enter KING FITZ, the epiphany of a powerful and confident ruler.  He’s the King of the island villagers.

ARIEL
I know father.
(She sighs)

KING FITZ
What troubles you, my dear?  I can hear the anguish in your voice.

ARIEL
It’s nothing, Father.  I just….Never you mind.  It’s not important.  I must get to the village right away to see Gleemoura.  I don’t want to leave her waiting.

CUT TO

Int. Gleemoura’s Office Hut

At first glance, the hut appears cluttered and unorganized.  Bones and plants hang from the ceiling.  Piles of rags and leather hides litter the floor.  GLEEMOURA is lying in a makeshift hammock in the corner smoking a long wooden pipe.  She is silent and content, but the wailing cries of a young girl at the threshold of her hut stirs GLEEMOURA.

ENTER ARIEL carrying a female toddler no more than three or four years old in her arms.  The kid is weeping uncontrollably.

ARIEL
Shhh, boo boo…shh
(She pats kid on back to try and sooth her, but to no avail)

GLEEMOURA
(Approaches and speaks)
What is wrong with the little one?
(She strokes the girl’s hair and the full weep recedes to mild whimper)

ARIEL
I am not certain, Gleemoura.  I stumbled upon her on my way here from the coast.  Literally, I fell to the ground.  I was in a full sprint through the brush, and I tripped over her.  I pray I am not the cause of her affliction.

GLEEMOURA
Let me see her.
(She takes toddler and sets her on a small stool)
No, this is not your fault, dearest Ariel.  Look here at the bottom of her heel.  These two pricks here, snake bits.
(long pause.  Gleemoura takes a deep breath that makes her nostrils flare and eyes widen, then she whispers)
Snake bite, a cobra.

ARIEL
Is it a lethal bite?

GLEEMOURA
(Snaps back to reality and springs into action)
Of course not, I can handle this right away
(She pulls a leaf from one of her plants and rubs it on the tots wound.  Then she dumps the contest of her pipe in a bowl of water before putting it in a guaze to wrap around the little girl’s heel.)
That ought to do it.  Are you better now, little one?
(The girl nods.)

ARIEL
I don’t want to get sidetracked, Gleemoura, but I’d like to walk the little one home and assure her parents are at ease.

GLEEMOURA
Fair enough, Princess.  I’ve seen this girl before around the village.  Her name is Tink, daughter of Sheena and Phellepe the fisherman.
ARIEL
(looking down at girl)
Is what she says true?
(girl nods)
Very well, off we go.  I’ll be back soon, Gleemoura.

GLEEMOURA
There’s no need to rush.  My business with you today is not urgent, no matter what your father says.  His Highness has always had melodramatic tendencies since his early adolescent years.
(She chuckles.)

ARIEL leaves GLEEMOURA alone in her hut.  After taking a deep breath, she sprawls her arms out to her sides with her palms facing upwards.  

GLEEMOURA
Oh, omnipotentness, Mighty Delphonte, your prophecies are finally coming to fruition.  The time is upon us.  May Runyan and Vexton help us and protect us.  Fleestour, give and power, and may Delphonte’s blessings pour over us.  Sheevam.

CUT TO

Int. Royal Quarters

A large and extravagant by comparison, yet modest and quaint clay/mud and stone structure serves as the royal palace for the King and Queen of the Chromitians.  It is divided into 6 sections or rooms, and it also houses their daughter, one servant, and one elderly spider monkey named Lava along with a jaguar named Jackie, the royal pets.  King Fitz and Queen Ellesta sit alone in the dining area eating a small salad composed of berries, vegetables, and nuts.  They join hands for a quick, silent prayer before digging into their meal with hand made wooden utensils.

ELLESTA
Fitz, darling what’s with that stern look on your face?  You’re on the verge of running my appetite.
(Fitz doesn’t respond, but continues to devour his meal.)
Hmm, there’s nothing that can quill your appetite as usual.

FITZ
As King, I must eat right so I can sleep right, and wake up in the morning daily to preside and rule this land accordingly.

ELLESTA
(in a mocking tone)
“rule this land accordingly.”  There’s more to this monarchy than ruling.  I’ve expressed my concerns regarding our daughter, Ariel, and the Arzink prophecies.
FITZ
And I’ve done what I can to dispel those concerns.  I sent Ariel to speak with Gleemoura.

ELLESTA
You can’t delegate every delicate family affair to Gleemoura and depend on her to deal with them.  She’s a medicine woman, not a therapist.

FITZ
Therapist, village healer, they’re one in the same as far as I’m concerned.

ELLESTA
Are you concerned at all about Ariel at least?

FITZ
My daughter, my precious princess Ariel.  She is my heart and soul, so “concern” is a gross understatement.  She is the rightful heir, and maybe someday she will find a man worth and capable of presiding and ruling over this land accordingly.

CUT TO




Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Chapter 1 of my romance novel "Fetishes Fantasies Fatalities" is about 70% complete. Check it out.

Chapter 1


                     
As a ten year veteran of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Gary Black was accustomed to, but not desensitized by the amount of death he was exposed to in the field as a special agent.  There he stood on the edge of a grassy marsh in Middleburg, Florida.  The weather was muggy, but not near the unbearable extremes one can come to experience at the end of a summer in North Florida.  Yet another corpse was sprawled out before Gary and his partner Rhonda Banks.  The decomposition of the dead body was obviously advanced by the humidity of the First Coast Region.  Rhonda surveyed the scene with a stern look of concentration on a face filled with such delicate and attractive features while Gary stood in silence for a moment.  He found himself drifting off into a daydream themed with an all too familiar forbidden fantasy. 
Gary worked closely and in conjunction with Rhonda for the past six years.  All the while, he tried his best to conceal his secret admiration for her.  What started as an innocent crush turned into a lurid obsession and even he was ashamed to admit that to himself, so he kept these desires for her pent up inside him as best he could.  Everything about Rhonda was so alluring and attractive to Gary.  She was brilliant, beautiful, and something about her attitude and the way she carried herself was irresistible to Gary.  He wondered if she ever noticed his longing stares.  He had the impression that Rhonda could be a subtle seductress if she wanted to be.  That desire to throw caution to the wind and conventional wisdom always festered inside Gary.  Everyone knows how complicated feelings like this could complicate work relationships.  Still, sometimes Gary wanted to hold Rhonda.  He wanted to caress her.  He wanted to sensually kiss her and explore her whole body with his tongue.  He typically didn’t see Rhonda out of her stark professional attire, but Gary imagined she would look absolutely stunning in lacey lingerie.
Rhonda was keenly focused during the initial phases of a murder investigation.  Gary was in a tantric trance.  Even at this early stage of investigation, Rhonda could sense that this current case would be of the atypical variety.  Rhonda’s sudden and curt remark snapped Gary out of his mesmeric daze.
“This is a new one for me, a dead and ball-gagged gimp in a swamp,” Rhonda said. 
“Damn, Agent Banks, it smells like day-old cabbage stewed with rancid road kill out here,” Gary remarked.
            “I won’t even ask how you know what that smells like, Agent Black,” Rhonda commented.
            Gary and Rhonda worked closely as partners for six years.  Gary was strapping and brawny man with a thick southern drawl.  He was raised in Moultrie, a small rural town in Georgia.  His humble upbringing on a farm was a stark contrast to the way Rhonda was raised.  She got used to that ephemeral and transplanting lifestyle that came along with being in a military family.  She couldn’t count how many times she was uprooted and had to pack up to move when her father was transferred to another Naval Base.  More times than not, they were coastal cities, so Rhonda grew up loving the beach.  Still, the country boy Gary and the beach girl Rhonda, although an odd pairing, worked well as a cohesive investigational unit.  They got on each other’s nerves sometimes and clashed on occasion, but they truly trusted and respected one another.
            The crime scene in Middleburg was cordoned off.  It was a muddy and wooded area not far from the northern flowing St. John’s River south of Jacksonville off US Highway 17.  The Clay County Sherriff’s Office, the local authorities, alerted the FBI.  Gary and Rhonda weren’t too far away in Daytona Beach investigating a high profile missing person’s case, so they were immediately summoned to the crime scene.  A week prior, Blake Adams, the eldest son of a prominent United States Congressman named Bill Adams from Miami, vanished without a trace.  Blake had travelled to Jacksonville from his home in Miami to attend the first road game of the Miami Dolphins’ 2014 National Football League regular season versus the perennially lousy Jacksonville Jaguars at Ever Bank Stadium.  Blake’s father Bill happened to also be in town at the time accompanying his wife Linda Adams, a published and renowned self-help author that had a scheduled speaking arrangement at a women’s empowerment conference at the Morocco Shrine Auditorium off Jefferson Street in downtown Jacksonville.  Reportedly, Blake hade made his way to Daytona Beach south of Jacksonville after the football game to celebrate the Dolphins’ thrilling 26 to 20 overtime victory over the Jaguars. Bill travelled in a convoy with some of the Dolphins’ players he was acquainted with.  Blake was last seen leaving an upscale gentlemen’s club called Emperors’ off the strip in Daytona Beach with an unidentified woman.
            Back in Middleburg, Special Agent Banks and Special Agent Black surveyed the area with local cops and crime scene technicians.  They examined the dead body which was dressed up in a full-body leather BDSM gimp suit, complete with mask and ball-gag strapped in his mouth.  There wasn’t an apparent cause of death that they could see.  The ankles were bound with chains, and the wrists were handcuffed behind his back.  There was a not lot of blood, and it wasn’t immediately evident whether or not part of an attack occurred on the scene, or elsewhere, or if the man was assaulted violently, and dumped severely injured to expire alone in the swamp.
            “Can somebody please remove that ball-gag from his mouth and take off that mask?” Rhonda asked.
            One of the CSI’s obliged Rhonda’s request, then Gary said, “Holy honeycombs!  That’s our guy.  That’s definitely Blake Adams.”
            This is was no longer a missing person’s case for Rhonda and Gary.  It was a homicide, and a weird one at that.  The uniqueness of this murder was evident.
            “Who discovered the body?” Gary asked.
            One of the police officers answered, “A man was walking his dog on a nearby trail when his dog got loose from the leash and ran into the woods.  The man gave chase then stumbled across this.  He phoned us right away.”
            “Where is this man now?” Rhonda asked.
            “Right over there,” the cop pointed.
            “Officer, we are gonna need you to escort that man to the station to get a detailed statement from him,” Gary said.  “Have your people finish securing the scene and take as many pictures as possible.  Collect and document as much trace evidence as you can.  Then, carefully bag up the body, and take it to the coroner, so they can conduct a detailed medical examination and autopsy.”
            “Officer Williams,” Rhonda read the name above his badge.  “We appreciate the assistance and cooperation of the Clay County Sheriffs’ Office.  Now, my partner and I must go to Jacksonville to give the victim’s parents the bad news.  Try to keep the press suppressed, and don’t give any official statements to the media until tomorrow.  We may have to handle that.”
            Alerting the next of kin: this was always a difficult and uncomfortable undertaking.  Bill and Linda Adams were still checked in at the Hyatt Hotel on Market Street near the St. Johns River in downtown Jacksonville.  Needless to say, they were absolutely distraught and grief stricken when Special Agent Black and Special Agent Banks delivered the about their son’s peculiar and violent death in person.  Gary and Rhonda expressed their sympathies and assured the Adams family that the Federal Bureau of Investigations would find whoever was responsible for such horrible atrocities and use all the resources at their disposal to bring the perpetrator of such an awful and inexplicable crime to justice.  After delivering the devastatingly horrible bad news, Gary and Rhonda stood on the Riverwalk outside the Hyatt.  Gary could see the anguish in Rhonda’s face. He wanted to comfort and console her.
            “Ronnie, we are going to catch this guy,” Gary assured her.  “We always do.”
            “I know, Gary,” Rhonda replied.
            Then, Gary made a suggestion, “Let me tell you what I like to do once I get to the meat and potatoes of a big murder case like this one here.”
            Rhonda asked him, “What’s that, Gary?”
            He explained, “You already know my routine.  It’s kind of a superstition.  After I find a body and have to alert the next of kin, I like to go to a Burger King drive thru to get a spicy chicken sandwich with tomatoes and a nice milk shake to wash it down.  Tomatoes are brain food ya know.  I vacationed in Jacksonville with my brother once.  I’m going to take you to that Burger King at the St. John’s Town Center on the south side of town to have some lunch and milkshake with me, my treat.  After that we can go to Massage Soleil at the Town Center.  According to Blake Adam’s itinerary he got a massage there Sunday morning.  We need to question the staff and review their surveillance footage.”
            Rhonda just nodded.  She had learned long ago not to reject Gary’s insistences.  He was very persistent and persuasive person, and sometimes he knew what was best for Rhonda.  That’s why they worked so well together.  Besides his primal physical attraction to Rhonda, Gary cared deeply about her physical and mental well being.  He vowed to always have her back and protect her in the field.  He hated to see her stressed out by all the rigors they encountered with their ever growing caseloads, and Gary always did his best to do things with Rhonda to help her decompress.
            The Massage Soleil spa was a great place to decompress and relieve stress.  Benjamin Hudson could have definitely used their services after nerve-racking day he was having.  He spent most of the morning arguing with Crystal who was the mother of his two year old daughter Destiny.  Things didn’t work out for Ben and Crystal as a couple and they had been separated for many months, but shared custody of their daughter.  Ben went to Crystal’s house to pick up his daughter, but Crystal informed him that their daughter was spending time with her grandmother for a few days.  Ben was upset and this led to a pretty heated argument.  Ben eventually stormed out of Crystal’s place before things escalated, but he was so distracted that he backed right into a passing and unsuspecting motorist as he reversed out of Crystal’s driveway.
            “Shit,” Ben cursed and punched his steering wheel.
            Behind the wheel of the car Ben backed into sat Cynthia Stone.  She was struck by Ben, literally and physically.  As Ben stepped out of his car to assess the damage and check to see if she was okay, Cynthia marveled at his toned physique and dashing good looks.  Handsome younger men like Ben always peaked her interest.  The minor collision was the least of Cynthia’s concerns.  After one look at Ben, the wheels in her head began to spin.  At her age of 45, the prospect of seducing a handsome and stylish younger man always aroused Cynthia. Her guess that Ben must be in his mid twenties was correct.  He had celebrated his 25th birthday only two weeks prior.  Cynthia had immediately made up her mind and was intent on seducing Benjamin no matter what it took.  Unaware of this fact, Ben approached Cynthia’s driver side window and gave it a light rap with his knuckles.
            “I’m so sorry ma’am.  I totally spaced out and wasn’t paying attention.  Are you okay?” Ben asked after Cynthia rolled down her window.
            “Oh, it’s just a minor fender bender.  I’m all right, thank you,” Cynthia said as she stepped out of her car.
            “You shouldn’t thank me.  This is completely my fault.  I feel horrible,” Ben said.
            “Seriously, it’s okay.  There’s not much damage as far as I can tell,” Cynthia said.
            “Still, right about now is when we should exchange insurance information or something.  Maybe we should call the cops to make an accident report.” Ben explained.  “Lord knows I can’t really afford a hike in my premium, but I was in the wrong here.  I wanna do right by this whole unfortunate situation.  Hell, the old me would have just bolted on you honestly, but I’m not like that anymore.”
            “Well, I certainly appreciate your honesty.  Such upstanding character in young men is so rare these days,” Cynthia said.
            “So, my insurance card is in my glove box.  I’m just gonna grab it real quick,” Ben stated.
            “No.  Please, don’t bother,” Cynthia insisted.  “There’s no need to get insurance companies or the police involved.”
            “Well I don’t know any other way to resolve this.  I mean, you’re gonna need some bodywork at least, and those type of repairs aren’t cheap.  I’ve got decent collision coverage,” Ben said.
            “Oh, I’m not too worried about that.  I can send it to an old friend of mine who will fix it right up, no problem.  And he’ll give me a good deal.”Cynthia responded.
            “But it won’t be free, will it?” Ben asked.  “I still feel obliged to make sure you get reimbursed for the costs.  And where are my manners?  I’ve just crashed into your nice Lexus.  You are being so cool about this, and I haven’t even introduced myself.  My name is Ben, by the way.”
            “Oh, short for Benjamin.  I like that name,” Cynthia admitted to Ben.  “Benjamin was my second ex-husband’s name.  My name is Cynthia Stone.”
            “It’s nice to meet you, Miss Stone,” Ben shook her hand gently.
            “The pleasure is all mine, Benjamin,” Cynthia blushed, “and please call me Cynthia.”
            “Okay, Cynthia.  You seem intent on giving me a pass for smashing your ride, but I wanna take some responsibility in this matter,” Ben said.  “I’d fix it myself, but I’m just a lowly plumber by trade.  There aren’t any pipes or drains in cars I can fix.”
            “Ah, a plumber how interesting,” Cynthia said.
            “Not as interesting as you think,” Ben said.  “I learned the trade from my father and then took the family business over once he fell ill a year ago.  Cancer, but he’s doing better now.  The plumbing business though, isn’t as lucrative as I hoped it would be.”
            “Nonetheless, it’s good that you have a trade, and take it from me, running a small business is all about hills and valleys.  Things will get better for you soon I’m sure,” Cynthia said.
            “I hope so,” Ben said.  “You say you run a small business too?”  What is it that you do?”
            “Well, I own a couple of small novelty shops.  One is in Daytona and the other is in Savanah.  I’m thinking about expanding again and opening a third location in Jacksonville.  I’m actually on my way to check out a commercial lease property that’s near a place where I like to get a massage when I’m in Jacksonville,” Cynthia told Ben.
            “See Cynthia, now I feel worse,” Ben said.  “You were on your way to handle some important business until I backed into you.”
            “I told you already it’s no big deal, Benjamin.  I’m fine.  My car will be fine, but if you want to repay me some way for the damage, I may have an idea,” Cynthia said.
            “What might that be?” Ben questioned.
            “You say you’re a plumber, and I just happen to be having a problem with the some pipe leakage in the master bathroom at my home in Daytona,” Cynthia explained.
            “Ah, I think I see what you are getting at,” Ben understood.  “I can come down to Daytona and make those repairs for you, and we can call it even.  That sounds like a good idea to me, Cynthia.  I can live with that if you can.”
            “Most definitely.  Here, Benjamin, take one of my cards,” Cynthia handed it to Ben.  “At the moment, I must run along so I’m not late for my meeting with that landlord.  Give me a call in a couple of hours, and we can hash out the details.”
            “Cool,” Ben took Cynthia’s card as he returned to her Lexus and drove off with a flirtatious wave in parting.
            Ben smiled politely and waved back at Cynthia.  Then he looked down and read her card: 
DTRT Novelties
2323 Jordan Dr. Daytona Beach FL, 32116
(386) 555-0107

Cynthia Stone, Owner

Here's another preview from my spy novel "The Smartest Phone". This project is an old favorite of mine, but it's on the back burner for now. I'm eyeing an early 2017 release for it direct to Kindle.


August 22, 2007-D.J.


            Otto and I sat next to each other in Dr. Mead’s (aka Bruin) class.  He handed out syllabi and immediately started discussing the first book on the list, Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes.  The interested and open discussion lasted the entire class period.  Afterwards, Bruin gave quite a quantity of independent Quixote reading for our first homework assignment.
            ”There will be a quiz first thing Thursday morning,” Bruin warned.
            I stayed behind after all the other students left to discuss my mission with Bruin.
            “So how are things going?” he asked me.
            “Okay, I guess,” I replied.  “I plan to put Otto on the Animal House Party Regimen.  He’ll be so party pooped, he won’t be able to pass gas or class.”
            “Not a bad idea,” Bruin noted, “but what’s your backup plan?”
            “I…uh,” I trailed off.
            “The party plan was my idea,” FLIP chimed in.  “We are still keeping our options open in regards to formulating a backup plan.
            “Yeah, that’s right,” I said.
            “Well, you need to call Viper later today to talk to him about it,” Bruin said.  “I can’t tell you how to do you job.  You are the primary agent on this one.  You call the shots, and you need to take accountability for the success or failure of your mission.  I’ll do all I can to help by giving your class a rigorous course load.”
            “It will not be too rigorous for me,” FLIP gloated.
            “I know that, FLIP.  Just make sure you call Viper later,” Bruin repeated.
            Obviously, my next classes went as smooth as silk thanks to FLIP.  I met up with Otto again in the cafeteria for lunch.  We saw Christian standing with a friend by the desserts making a strawberry ice cream cone.
            “That young lady with Christian is Tenisha Hall,” FLIP spoke to me through my earpiece.
            “How do you know that?” I asked.
            “What was that, Trav?” Otto questioned.
            “Oh, I’m on the phone,” I pointed at my blue tooth headset.
            “I was able to hack into the hardrive on Christian’s phone and access her camera phone pictures,” FLIP revealed.
            “Okay, I’ll talk to you later.  Bye,” I pretended to end my pseudo phone conversation.  “Otto, let’s go see what Christian’s up to.”
            “Hey guys!” Christian always looked and spoke as if she was happy.
            “Hello,” Otto greeted.
            “What’s up?” I asked.
            “Not much,” Christian replied.  “I want you guys to meet my friend Tenisha.”
            “Hey, my name is Otto,” he introduced himself.
            “And I’m Travis,” I gently shook her hand.
            “Nice to meet you,” Tenisha smiled at Otto.
            “You guys got any plans for tonight?” Christian asked.
            “Nothing really,” I shrugged.  “Why?”
            “Tonight is college night at Rack Em Up,” Christian said.
            “What’s that?” Otto asked.
            “It’s a pool hall and hooka lounge up the street,” Christian answered.
            “It’s usually packed.  There will be drink specials and a beer pong tournament,” Tenisha added.
            “We’ll be there,” Otto said.
            “Yeah, it sounds like a plan,” I agreed.
            Otto and I sat and ate with Christian and Tenisha.  I finished my meal quickly and excused myself.  I phoned Viper on my way back to the dorms.
            “Hey, how are you, young Bat?” Viper asked me.
            “I’m fine,” I told him.  “I wish I was on a cruise like you.”
            “It is beautiful out here, but don’t get it twisted.  I’m on official ZOO business.”
            “Damn, when will I get to handle business like that?”
            “Sooner than you think, Bat.  You’ve heard about all those cruise ship high jackingers that have been seizing ships at sea this past year, right?”
            “Yeah, the media dubbed them the New Age Pirates.”
            “That’s correct, and they’re still at large.  We’ve been assigned the daunting task stopping them.  Right now, I’m undercover as Matt Valentine, a billionaire casino tycoon.”
            “Okay.”
            “Oncilla and Phoenix are stationed about eight miles away from this cruise ship.  I booked this cruise last week and let the word get out that I’d be packing loads of cash, gold, and diamonds.  Two suspicious passengers have been keeping a close eye on me since I boarded the ship.  I presume they’re scouts for the N. A. Pirates.  Now, I anticipate the rest of their crew is poised and ready to strike in larger numbers than I expected.  I need you to join Oncilla and Phoenix so we’ll have a bit of back.  If the New Age Pirates are as thorough and ruthless as it’s rumored, we’ll need all the extra guns we can get.  We need FLIP here to with his radars to watch for a scout ship they will likely send to scan the perimeter and assure the coast is clear for their ambush.  We know they have a few small boats, some jet skiees, and one large ship in their fleet and at their disposal, so they will likely coordinate their attack accordingly.”
            “What about my mission here?”
            “How are things coming with Otto by the way?”
            “My plan is to get too caught up with partying, so he’ll fall behind on his class work and flunk out.”
            “And?”
            “Bat and I are formulating some contingency plans as well.”
            “Alright.  You two won’t be out here at sea long.  I’ve got a hunch that these pirates will make their move soon.  The moon is new.  Bruin will meet you at 5 AM tomorrow morning to extradite you via helicopter at the practice football field.”
            “I’ll be ready.”
            “Okay.  Goodbye for now.”
            “Right, right., later Viper.”
We’ll see you soon.
            My classes were finished, so I got on the sticks to play a little bit of Madden 2007 until Otto got back to the room.  We played a handful of games on our franchise and got high to pass the time until college night started at Rack ‘Em Up.
            “So what do you think about Tenisha?” Otto asked me.
            “She’s fine, a dime piece in my book,” I was honest.  “See, what did I tell you about fish and bait, O?”
            “You were right, Travis.”
            “I know I was dammit.”
            “Do you think she likes me?”
            “Well, she was giving you the bedroom eyes in the caf.”
            “Really, you think so?”
            “I know so, bro.”
            “Whoa!  I might stand a chance with her, huh?”
            “No doubt.”
            Otto and I finished playing video games.  Then we got fresh and clean to go out.  We arrived at Rack ‘Em up fashionably late in style riding in Otto’s customized ’68 Impala with gold spoke rims.  I admired his taste in cars, and was a little envious that my dad, wherever the hell he was, didn’t have a bank roll like the Juan Olverado.
            The crowd inside the pool hall was thick.  We enjoyed ourselves.  Otto got a chance to talk to Tenisha and get to know her better.  From where I was watching, I swelled with pride because of the positive progress he was making.  Later, Oto and I formed a tag team to enter the beer pong tournament.  We faced off against a couple of goons in the final round.  The head goon in charge, Maury Drew, was a complete cheese ball.  I watched Maury hate on Otto from afar all night.  He even made a few futile cock-blocking moves as if no one would notice.  Other people at the pool hall informed me that it was common knowledge that Maury had a crush on Tenisha since their freshmen year at JU. 
            Otto and I played like a well-oiled beer pong machine.  We dismantled and defeated the dorky duo with ease.  It was a good thing I could read lips because Maury whispered a derogatory comment in his partner’s ear when they lost.
            “I can’t believe that silly nigger and his spec buddy beat us.  I want you to go and invite them back to our apartment later to drink and party.  I’ll call Bruce and tell him to brew up some Purple Punch.  I’ve got something devious in store for those punks!”
            We accepted their invitation, and I pretended to be unaware of their true motives.  I knew all about Purple Punch.  The secret ingredient in this bright-colored concoction    was a potent date rape drug.  I suspected that Maury and his crew of fools were going to dope us up and try to embarrass us with some kind of prank.  I had a fix for that.
            On our way back to campus, I told Otto to take me by CVS.  Thanks to my advanced pharmaceutical expertise, I knew that vitamin B-6 was a quick antic dote for most date rape drugs.  I also picked up a prescription of Oxycotin thanks to a phony script FLIP faxed to the pharmacy for me.  I went back to the care and passed off a vitamin to Otto as an Altoid.
            “Yuck, this is the nastiest mint I’ve ever tasted, Travis,” Otto said.
            “It ain’t that bad,” I said as I popped one in my mouth.
            We parked in front of Maury’s apartment building.  Otto went up to the second floor to join the party.  I stayed in the care to roll a couple of blunts.  The first one was standard spliff.  For the next one, I crushed up some Oxycotins and dusted it down thoroughly.  I emerged on the scene with a blunt behind each ear.  The atmosphere was lively.  Maury and his pals were already feeding Otto shots of Purple Punch.  An evil grin stretched across my face.
            “I brought you a little something to show my gratitude for your hospitality,” I offered Maury the dirty contaminated blunt.
            “You’re too kind,” he snatched it out of my hand.
            After an hour or so, Otto and I had single handedly downed the whole bowl of Purple Punch.  We were drunk, but unaltered by the added date rape narcotics.  Maury looked baffled.  He and his friend Black retreated to the rear room.  They locked themselves inside.  The feint smell of cannabis in the air told me they had fired up my gift of ganja.  Otto and I had already taken care of our blunt earlier on the balcony.  At that moment, we were lounging on a couch with Christian, her boyfriend Eddie, and Tenisha.
            “So, do you have a girlfriend, Otto?” Tenisha asked.
            “Uh, no,” Otto answered.
            “Why not?” she questioned.
            “Well,” Otto hesitated.
            Christian shot me a look that said, “They need a private moment.”
            Eddie, Christian, and I stepped out onto the stairwell.  Eddie offered me a Marlboro Red.  I accepted.
            “Those things are bad for you,” Christian cringed.
            “I know.  I need to quit,” I said. 
            “I’ve never been a quitter,” Eddie laughed.
            “Whatever, Eddie,” Christian said.  “So, Travis, I think Tenisha really likes your roommate.”
            “Otto’s in to here, too,” I admitted.
            “They’d make such a cute couple,” Christian said.
            “Yeah,” I agreed.
            I left Christian and Eddie alone in the stairwell.  Maury’s rear apartment window faced a small wooded area on campus.  I shimmied up a tree and made a daring leap from a sturdy branch onto the ledge of their balcony.  I braced myself on the rail and removed my belt.  I fastened the end to one of the loops on my pants and tied the other to the rail.  The belt was my support line while I leaned over to pry open Maury’s window.  After I unhooked the belt and pulled myself inside, I saw Blake and Maury passed out cold on the floor.
            “It worked like a charm,” I smiled.  “I’ll show these bitches not to fuck with me and Otto.”
            First, I stripped Maury and Black down to their underwear.  Next, I covered them from head to toe with baby powder.  Then, I set them on the bed in a funny, provocative, and sexually precarious 69 position.  Finally, I used FLIP’s camera to snap pictures of the perverted pair and instructed FLIP to send copies to every single student and staff member at JU through their school e-mail addresses.
            “You are one demented individual,” FLIP commented.
            “I know, but these goons deserve this,” I stated.

            I crept back out the window and lowered myself to the ground off the balcony.  I’d had enough partying and troublemaking for one night, so I went back to my dorm to play video games.